Da DNA-based pipette-work dat you have da local lab perform to determine if yer un-neutered male four-footed companion "sowed his wild oats" wif da "fluffy little pumpkin" owned by da neighborhood gramma.
Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
by QuacksO December 3, 2025
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Do not debate with him, You have been Paternique'd. He is extremely articulate his way with word is mesmerizing. She was Paterniqued by him on the way to the dance floor.
by Micheal Peppers February 4, 2010
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The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.
A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!
by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017
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Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
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Get the Maternity Leave mug.When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.
I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!
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