pant antler

pant antler, means your dick

1puglife: he'll chooch your pant antler for a ride

by mag-choas December 23, 2010

pant ripper

Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.

As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"

I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!

She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!

by Methane Queen November 22, 2011

pant-rummage

A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.

The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.

by Dan U. Butt April 23, 2020

Pant Check

verb

An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.

What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?

by That One Plant Guy May 18, 2020

pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"

"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!

by anthony24 January 9, 2006

pant banana

Contents of the male trousers, a close cousin of the Trouser Snake. Can appear yellowish in colour, and carries a tough outer skin which can be peeled back.

"Holy crap Steve, she just asked to see my pant banana! I better clean the old grapes first!"

by Cathal Ryan November 4, 2007

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 9, 2010