J.U.P.S

J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess

by reemyb September 24, 2021

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R.U.P.S

raw, unprotected, period sex

hey want to come over and have R.U.P.S

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U.S.P.C.C.

United States Pizzly-Bear Cavalry Corps. Elite military unit of shock troops, characterized by axe-wielding infantry mounted on hybridized polar-grizzly ("Pizzly") bears. Rumored to be commanded by Chick Norris. In a similar fashion to Delta Force, the Pentagon refuses to officially confirm the unit's existence.

Wise Spectator: "We wouldn't have a problem with insurgents or finding Bin Laden if we'd make more use of the U.S.P.C.C."

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"Dude, ask yourself what a pizzly bear cavalryman would do in this situation."

by GFW February 24, 2009

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