a sex position where one climbs up a tree and perches themselves on a sturdy branch, then looks through a pair of trusty binoculars into various girls windows and masturbate furiously until you fall of the branch or get arrested
"Dude how are you in hospital??"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
"bro i was doing the owl too hard and fell right out of the tree. Hurts like a mother fuuucker!!!"
by mcmotherfucker2k14 May 26, 2014
A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.
Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
by TotesDeffs September 09, 2011
A more powerful version of owned. Origin: a mouse or some rabbit getting owned so bad by an owl in the night. Usually followed with an animated version of an owl dancing.
John McCain was owled by Barak Obama on The United States presidential election of 2008.
LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.
LOL OWLED.
or simply, OWLED!.
by sneik January 07, 2009
Uh oh Woody I don't know if Chuck is ready to owl hes smelled pretty bad lately I think its his farticles.
Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.
Dude don't go over there right now he's owling.
by FARTICLES July 11, 2008
Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.
I hate you guys.
I hate you guys.
Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.
by Innosynce July 31, 2011
Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.
by Haptic January 27, 2009
by Veronica McGovern December 24, 2003