oprah winfrey

Talks black to blacks, white to whites, but loves the green, am I right?

Halle, Girl, I am so mf-ing excited to see that ghetto ass in Catwoman!
Miss Kidman, how is your 401K?
OOOOO, AHH, money in my pants!

by Kris Benson March 29, 2005

Vanilla Oprah

Rachael Ray - 'nuff said

Vanilla Oprah was on Oprah today!!!!! OMG, I expected a star to form in the east

by Joe Kush December 17, 2006

Oprah Jeans

Very tight fitting black jeans worn by obese women who have just dropped five pounds in water weight in an effort to show the world that they are no longer fat. These jeans are black since this color hides rolls better than light colors and are usually debuted with hands in the air and a techno beat and pushed along with the temporary arrogance of knowing that turkey is better for you than pork.

Oprah reinvents herself about every five years and walks onto the show wearing her famous Oprah Jeans. Don't we all love getting parenting advice form the richest and most barren woman on the planet?

by Gary Vitalis October 19, 2009

Oprahcalypse

the end of the Oprah Winfry show.

when oprah ends there will be an Oprahcalypse

by CoolTurtleLover January 16, 2011

Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005

Oprah

A person that always has to get involved in everyone's business. Wanted or not they're always listening and gossiping as they thrive on attention and causing friction between people for the fun of it.

Dannnggg... Patricia be quiet Oprah is heading this way

by TheLordghetto July 6, 2014

oprahfied

The transformation of the people of the United States from being a nation of hardworking, emotionally tough people to being a country where having a tough boss requires a therapist and two Xanax pills per day. This is caused by the teachings of Oprah & company, who preach connection with a person's "inner feelings".

Americans used to be tough until Oprah came along and Oprahfied us all, rendering us incapable of holding up under any stress whatsoever and being too sensitive to get anything done.

by Schine October 24, 2008