taking one for the team

to fuck an ugly person

"Yeah I know, she was pretty ugly. But I was wasted so I figured what the hell? I was taking one for the team."

by swiss May 13, 2005

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004

take one for the team

Often used as a term to sacrifice yourself so some friends can get laid.

By Alex Agnew's terms it is to swallow your own sperm to get out of a sticky situation.

Go ahead guys, I'll take one for the team

by Fuck me analy sideways June 2, 2019

it takes one to know one

This means that no one is better at finding a wrongdoer than another wrongdoer. So if you do something wrong, then you would know if someone else followed your mistake, or you would know someone with the same quality as yourself, did the same mistake if that makes any sense lmao. The example will help better your understanding.

Zack: You are a two faced bitch!
Clay: It takes one to know one.

by GrammarQueen August 23, 2017

it takes one to blow one!

A playful twist on a well-worn childhood phrase which in this particular case refers to being gay.

Well my friend, all I can say to you at this point is that it takes one to blow one!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

by Treeeees January 25, 2010

take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast

Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

by xxxdiesel May 25, 2014