Tea on the rocks.

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.

When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.

by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010

piss on the rocks

An alcoholic drink consisting of Mountain Dew and Bacardi. Made by Kaitlyn and named by Kara.

"I'm thirsty.."
"Here, try this piss!"

by kaitlyn February 16, 2004

blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

tides low, crabs are on the rocks

1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.

2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.

1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
camel toe
dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"

2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"

by Azerial October 7, 2005

Throw the Rocks On the Ice

Used in Calgary to tell someone to calm the fuck down and/or that you're ready to fight them.

"You wanna go bud?"
"Eh, throw the rocks on the ice bud."

by Big Cock McStuffin Loving Jone April 18, 2020

Mudslide On The Rocks

Eating pop rocks candy out of someone's ass

Intoxicator: Hey Puma, what did you do to me last night, it felt amazing

Sexy Puma: It's called a "Mudslide on the rocks."

by Intoxicator, Sexy Puma February 25, 2011

cum on the rocks

When you jizz on a glorious pair of boobs.

I'm meeting up with Katie later. Hopefully she'll let me cum on the rocks.

by The JMG December 1, 2017