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Fletch

One who likes to feltch another man.
Holy smokes batman he just got Fletched by another man.
by Adam Pawletzki September 27, 2007
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fletch

v. to fletch:

to try and get into someone who is either obviously not interested, a lot younger than you, vulnerable, scared, taken and/or drunk as a skunk in a very disgusting, seedy manner.
EXAMPLE:

Lucy - OMG. That was so gross last night, how james was hard out fletching claire.

Annemie - I know! She was so drunk!

Lucy - And Lizzy didn't even do anything about it!

Annemie - Man... I would never let my friend get fletched...

Lucy - Yeah.. Me neither...

Both - Ughh *Dramatic shuddering*
by Boobs Devs and Annee FayFay October 16, 2009
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Fletch

The region located between the V lines where the snail trail passes through, directly above the shire.
You may thrust your fletch air wards upon walking or dancing at the disco.
by Jacob Livermore May 1, 2008
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Fletching

When your a basic bitch and you edit all your photos with angles, lighting, and filters to seem like your body is attractive when your actually butt ass ugly.
Jordan: Bro, this chick looks hot in her pics.

Caleb: she’s probably fletching bro
by Betta fett February 8, 2018
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fletch

by steven August 10, 2003
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Fletching

When an individual throws someone under the bus (aka snitching)
“My ID says that I am underage but, when I was fletching I told them only had 4 beers and I knew exactly where I was. I was in the cross point loop neighborhood.”
by Karl the Spacely May 30, 2018
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Why fletch?

An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.

Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"

Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018
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