Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 11, 2018

Baby on a Breast

Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.

Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.

by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018

Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.

Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.

by DocCod November 6, 2015

drool on a baby

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Have a baby on someone

To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.

“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone

by T Dict January 19, 2022

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018