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Omnipotus

by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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Omnimotus

all emotional; the feeling of all emotions simultaneously and with the same degree of intensity. Omnimotus is made of two words in Latin; Omni- (all; In all ways; of all things) and Motus (Movement of mind/soul; emotion)
"Is God omnimotus?"
by Ijellan Sauer October 1, 2019
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Omnibater

Someone capable of masterbating to anything, and is sexually attracted to everything, with some exceptions. Ex: If you will jerk of to anything except beastiality and inflation porn, you are still an omnibater
Im so lucky to be an Omnibater, because it makes it easier to find porn I like
by Sly_Bunni October 11, 2020
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Omnipotent

Properly willful/willing and able,even up to an Appropriated degree.
Many times you anguish to the detriment of you moral responsibilities, try being omnipotent
by Alex.Roundabout March 24, 2022
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Omnipotencen

A hot guy who is likeable by many men and women. he is very hot. He is a rapper from NY. He is also a twitch streamer.
Omnipotencen is a hot ass guy.
by EonSwift November 4, 2022
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OMNIPOTYDIPITY

A chance encounter with the Divine. Accidental transcendence. Karmic beginner's luck. Unintentional attainment of spiritual enlightenment. A wandering soul who stumbles upon Utopia. An inadvertent beneficiary of Supreme benevolent favor. Jehovah's pet. Ignorant bliss.

Omnipotent + Serendipity = Omnipotydipity

Derived from:

Omnipotent - Supreme universal creative force. An unprecedented event. Infinite; The first big thing. Creative force behind all space, time and dimension. Patent holder of "all of the above." More than everything everywhere all-of-the-time combined all at once. The undefeated champ of rock, paper, scissors.

combined with:

Serendipity - A chance encounter with the sublime. Fortuitous grace. Charmed. Lucky. Ideal.

Omnipotent + Serendipity = Omnipotydipity

Or the hippie colloquial (vulgar) variant: an enormously astute erection. Occasionally spelled: O m N i P i T i D i P i T i
The stars aligned that sultry night and filled our hearts with OMNIPOTYDIPITY

The Grateful Dead concert was so intense that Shakedown Street oozed OMNIPOTYDIPITY all night long.

Look at all of the Hippies! Its freaking OMNIPOTYDIPITY all the doo-dah day !!

The young lovers all OMNIPOTYDIPITY do all they omnipotydipity did until the campfire was omnipotydipity done.
by Bob Who February 22, 2023
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