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Oklahoma 

The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".
Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
Oklahoma by squiggular September 13, 2020

Oklahoma Bankshot 

When a male slaps the top of a female's breasts, as if he was dribbling two basketballs. Then he cums into her mouth as if he was scoring a basket.
"Last night I did the Oklahoma Bankshot on her!"
Oklahoma Bankshot by KCCAEKMRS June 26, 2008

Oklahoma 

A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)
Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?

Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...

Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.
Oklahoma by El dorito December 6, 2009

Oklahoma Tooth Brush 

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.
Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

[oklahoma finisher] 

to stick your pointer and middle finger up a persons butt in a brief motion.
You better shut up johnny before I give you the oklahoma finisher.

Oklahoma Fade 

a car with oklahoma tags and the bottom half of the car is faded orange from driving on to many gravel roads and never washing it.
That car parked in front of the beer store has an Oklahoma Fade paint job.