Offline Meeting

An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.

Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?

by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

Offline Spammer

Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.

Back. YOU'RE SUCH AN OFFLINE SPAMMER!

by Shortforagirraffe November 2, 2010

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

Going Offline

Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate

Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"

by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022

chronically offline

my father

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."

by goldengrahms August 20, 2022