by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024
Get the platinum offencemug. A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...
by Skryko December 9, 2019
Get the no offencemug. Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.
We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.
It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.
We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.
It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.
Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights
Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!
Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!
by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024
Get the Deckable Offencemug. A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
by Skryko December 14, 2019
Get the no offencemug.