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Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations
She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.
by KarenP September 30, 2005
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Eating old asshole off the street

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…
by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022
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eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!
by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008
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head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing
if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass
by awesome24678 June 15, 2011
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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