Octivian

An alien from another dimension who came to earth to fulfill his unspeakable fantasies.

Me - Hey, what’s that?
Friend - Is that… OH NO!
Me - Huh?
Friend - RUN! IT’S OCTIVIAN!

by miniikiwi December 31, 2022

Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

octavia

the best bolivian rock band. they are now in a tour over america. their songs are himns to the bolivian people.

hey, did you go to the concert?
yes, i love octavia

by sara January 23, 2005

Octavian

The name of someone who is probably balding and vegan. Thinks the balding has nothing to do with being vegan and is in a constant state of denial.

Octavian thinks being bald is only genetic. Should we tell him?

by RaniaLovesBigMeat November 20, 2020

Octavia

Octavia is a woman thot that got her heart broken by her FL and had sex with his best friend to get back at him

Octavia did you sleep with my bestfriend

by XxYoungDaggerDick June 25, 2018

Octavian

The Moniker of Hillary Clinton's buttocks.

Reporter: So, Hildog, how is Octavian doing on the campaign trail?

Hillary: He's ok, but he's making it hard to clean my snizz. You never know what terrorists have up there...

by DoodooMan October 18, 2008

Octivia

The rebel against the word “Octavia”. She is the volleyball and all sports lover, if you know a sport she will probably know. Not lazy at all, she works her ass off. You should be a Octivia.

“My god I worked so hard I may as well be a Octivia”

by OXFORD OFFICIAL December 31, 2017