An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
by Chad Wise September 19, 2012

by An_Illiterate_Traveler July 5, 2020

by steph January 2, 2004

by Praetoriani May 14, 2005

Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
by sunshiyong October 25, 2010

by kendall October 7, 2003

by dickster March 13, 2003
