ox cock

An enormous male penis

Dirk has got a real ox cock

by andyBOB October 4, 2005

Ox-cock

A term used to define a male's overused and possibly infected penis in result of having many sexual partners during Oxford University Freshers Week. The sufferer is usually 18-19 in age and will experience some friction burn and light tingling on their penile skin. Ox-cock, though not universally well known, is a common condition. There is no treatment yet found for Ox-cock, however, it has been proved that limiting the sex a sufferer has whilst having Ox-cock can greatly help by calming down the penis' surface. Unfortunately, the pain can be quite extreme for a sufferer, especially when becoming erect, wearing tight trousers or when having sexual intercourse. Pain can also arise from first-party or second-party masturbation. Sufferers will recover quickly, usually dependant on how much they limit their sexual activity. However, there is a long term damage factor: sufferers of Ox-cock will find an increase of sexual partners wanting to use a condom. Whilst this shouldn't be an unfortunate consoquence, Ox-cock sufferers are usually not keen on wearing protection whilst performing intercourse or receiving fellatio, and this is usually the reason why it is caused.

Tom, 19, sufferer of Ox-cock is on his first week of university at Oxford. Cecile 17, is a female friend who has come to visit.

Example 1

Tom: Can you give me a blow job?
Cecile: I would love to, but you've got Ox-cock.

Example 2
Tom is about to have sex with Cecile without a condom.

Cecile: not so fast Tom, get a condom please.
Tom: why?
Cecile: you've got Ox-cock, I don't know what your cock is carrying around!

by corpsexbytch November 19, 2010

ox in the box

A young woman who has had sexual relations with 3 or more brothers of theta chi fraternity. Called so because the Greek letters Theta and Chi resemble the word "ox" in English, while "box" refers to the young lady's now-worn-out vagina. Hence, the "OX" is in the "box".

Is she an ox in the box now?

No, he didn't break the plane.

by OX umass January 11, 2008

ox cart

Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.

1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.

2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!

by Mark H September 14, 2004

ox loaf

An extremely large stool.

"I'll catch up with you guys later, I have to drop this ox loaf first"

"Somebody just left an ox loaf in the men's washroom"

by ktzero June 3, 2009

ox pecker

Someone or something that gains benefit by being around you at opportune moments without your consent. Such as the little fish that follow sharks, or a bird that lands on Oxen to eat bugs off them

When your playing dominoes and you score a 20 and the next person in-turn lays down a blank/5 domino and scores a 25, you can call him an ox pecker.

by Elf_F*cker November 20, 2013

Ox in a Box

An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.

For the most severely awkward situations.

"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."

by MumbleBear March 26, 2010