OWL

Ordinary Wizarding Level...
examinations.
More commonly known as OWL's!
From JK Rowling's Harry Potter book series.

Hogwarts student1: Awe shit we have our potions OWL examination tomorrow don't we??
hogwarts student2: Yeah... Snape grades like a bitch too!
Hogwarts student1: That fucker!
Hogwarts student2: Damn straight!

by kidstakissa February 10, 2009

owl

acronym for old white lady. used in a derogatory tone to define someone who leaves her turn signal on for miles, a non traditioanl college student who sits in the front of the class and nods in agreement at everything the professor says, or someone who takes up the entire aisle in the grocery store.

damn, that owl asked so many stupid questions in world lit this morning.

by shemma July 10, 2005

Owl

Older lesbian who prefers younger women. Similar to cougar (straight women who pursues younger men) and chicken hawk (gay man who pursues younger men). Stands for "Older, Wiser Lesbian."

"There goes Helen chasing her niece's college friends again. She's such an owl"

by Dazzit February 11, 2009

owl

Abbreviation for "OverWeight Lover"

Ron was so embarassed when I saw that OWL leaving his room in the morning.

by Signmund April 3, 2004

OWL

Function: noun; acronym

OWL: offended white liberal - Any white-guilt liberal who is offended on behalf of black people, usually over matters that blacks don't find offensive. Indigenous to politically correct regions of North America.

"Jennifer is such an OWL, she says we can't serve fried chicken on MLK Jr. Day because it will offend blacks."

by Shamika Jones January 14, 2010

owl

the best animal ever. their so quiet and cute. it is a compliment to be thought of as an owl...and if you are you must ba a hoot.

bobby: haha..that girl is such an owl.

ricky: ooo! oo! ooo! (a sound an owl makes)

by owlperson August 17, 2010

Owl

Oriental woman lover. A Caucasian male who displays a disturbing level of erotic interest in Asian women. This is usually accompanied by an exoticization of Asian cultures. The Owl will often presume to know know more about Asian culture and history than Asians do.

His last girlfriend was Korean, and this one is Japanese. He's such an Owl.

by Friblin August 23, 2011