When a question cannot be answered by conventional logic, one can refer to the oracle book. You do this by posing the question to a book of your choice, flipping to a random page and reading the first sentence that catches your eye. The oracle's answers may be difficult to interpret at first, but they will come to make sense as more time is allowed to pass. The oracle book is never wrong.
Genny: What are panda noises and how do they sound like?
Allie: I can't answer that logically, let's consult the oracle book.
(DAVINCI CODE: Chapter 67)
Teabing's manservant Remy, on orders from his master was doing an impressive job maneuvering the vehicle across the moonlit fields behind Chateau Villette.
*Three Hours of Deliberation*
Allie: So we're in agreement? Sounds like a box of rainbows.
Allie: I can't answer that logically, let's consult the oracle book.
(DAVINCI CODE: Chapter 67)
Teabing's manservant Remy, on orders from his master was doing an impressive job maneuvering the vehicle across the moonlit fields behind Chateau Villette.
*Three Hours of Deliberation*
Allie: So we're in agreement? Sounds like a box of rainbows.
by OperationsIvy March 02, 2010
I didn't know if it was a bad idea to mix those meds, so I decided to ask the Oracle and she told me they were the primary ingredients of vomit and comas.
by Buffycee January 14, 2011
Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!
by Bonesleaze March 05, 2012
by War Oracle October 26, 2008
A person among a small group who talks out of their ass almost daily about sports related topics. Usually this person will spend countless hours posting meaninglessness stats, tweets, and slap-stick Brobible links. He will then make off the wall sports predictions lacking any substance. Usually, he is ignored and wrong most of the time. Even more annoying, when be does correctly predict something, he let's the group know in the most douche chilling way possible.
by Loonybird October 06, 2018
If you spell it fast enough it sounds like "oralkill", which is an expression for a cumshot with high pressure right into somebody' s mouth, which goes through the head like a bullet.
by Crispy Lean September 23, 2018
A person from Ancient Greek mythology that speaks prophecies to Greek heroes AKA "Something or someone that will predict how you die :3"
Person 1: hey did you talk to the oracle today that’s in the attic.
Person 2: yeah it told me how the world could end some with farts and exploding cows
Person 1: oh that’s horrible
Person 2: yeah it told me how the world could end some with farts and exploding cows
Person 1: oh that’s horrible
by Sayuki Yuko <3 August 20, 2024