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An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
by bigtones July 25, 2007
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the OJ simpson effect

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when most people watching the news know a perpetrator is guilty however the jury didn't complete high school or choose to ignore obvious evidence and find him or her not guilty. this usually happens in murder cases
the two most well known people to experience the OJ Simpson effect are OJ Simpson himself and Casey Anthony
by ian223 July 7, 2011
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OJ Shuffle

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During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
This is not reccommended to anyone.
Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.
by The Embry-O November 12, 2008
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A very honorable man who said the world inspiring quote ''the glove don't fit'' therefore he is not guilty while doing the oj effect ontop of the german bedframe
by oj is bae October 10, 2015
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OJ Simpson

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The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.
OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.
by cclark October 19, 2007
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OJ Shuffle

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During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.
by The Embry-O December 9, 2008
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Oj Simpson

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1. God.
2. Also known as Jesus Christ in 34 states and Puerto Rico
Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz
by brent harrison bitchez October 8, 2007
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