soft often

Like a soft open, but with no meat

The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n

by captainnuggts December 3, 2024

in-often

not often duh

you crave sweets so in-often that you can use that as a sign for sickness?! lol

by RoughOutHere February 25, 2025

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

you visit often

The words that appear next to the urban dictionary link when you search urban dictionary too much

UD: you visit often

by Saulman500 March 9, 2024

More Not Than Often

1. The opposite of More Often Than Not.

2. When something does not happen often

Wojak: "How often does CNN report real news?"
Chad: "More Not Than Often"

by KDrizzle77 June 21, 2021