LJ's Office

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

Oval Office Grab-ass

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

officer zaddy

Officer Zaddy mean a fine as hell Tim Fucking Bardford.

"What's officer Zaddy doing here Lucy" says Tamara
"Laughs" Lucy

by Chenfordalltheway April 20, 2021

The Official Emo Anthem

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
This is the song that shows what it means to live. The g-note will always trigger me well is not even a trigger it's a piece of my heart breaking. Another one is I'm Not Okay(i promise) - My Chemical Romance. I'll miss them dearly.

*G-Note plays*

*slams into the wall while screeching lyrics*
This is The Official Emo Anthem. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY! *crystal while family judges silently*

by Chimchim 😊 June 11, 2018

office space

Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.

I just watched Office Space last night. I love that fucking movie.

by jizzcock June 18, 2003

office hot

see work hot
Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.

by Paul Alford October 3, 2007

Oval Office

A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!

by Dbres April 20, 2012