Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

Registered Text Offender

Someone who is known for sending back to back texts without a response in between.

"My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."

"Hey"

"What's Up"
"What are you doing"

"You must be at work"

"hey"

by feyonce' August 6, 2014

anniversary offender

A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.

Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"

Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."

Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

Sex Offender

A dude who likes to fuck people.

Yo! Look, theres a sex offender!

by Oskaras February 25, 2022

sexual offender

How de fuk is there no definition 4 dis shit

Ur dad is a sexual offender

by Wagwan man December 4, 2017

repeat offender

Any person who has the annoying habit of re-telling the same joke, repeating a phrase, or repeatedly singing a song while intoxicated.

OMG Ted was such a repeat offender with that lame-ass joke he told 100 times when he was hammered last night. I wanted to punch him in the face!

by mimiparker May 10, 2010

sexual sex offender

Your sleep paralysis demon

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender

by Denys Swag September 2, 2019