numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

Numiska

Something that can be said at any given time, and will increase the stupidity of your current conversation.

NUMISKA!,
wow the sky is purple. not its burghendy
what did you say? burgers fall from the sky?!

by Bbmakerbelliman December 21, 2009

Numpft

It is commonly used to describe a person who is a bit on the slow side of things and has a general delayed reaction to most subjects ,especially humour. It originates from the word numpfty

In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs

Victim: *clips ankle off the side of Ben 10 scooter
Attacker(Joshua): what ya after doing you numpft

by Study skillz 4 lif3 January 29, 2020

numper

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

deez numbs

why me and my deez

that's why your momma dead, dead as hell, what shoes was she wearing

she was indeed wearing deez numbs

by irene rav January 24, 2022

Num Nums

A word used to describe snack foods.

I'm hungry, I need some "Num Nums."

by Jesse Bier July 15, 2003

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008