Numpty

a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
pratt
wally

" away n'shite, ya fuckin' Numpty "

by Lord Howard Hurtz March 23, 2004

numpty

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

numbet

Numbet is a fucking retard, like most people named Kent.

Such a numbet you remind me of Kent !

by m>r May 21, 2018

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018