Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.

I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.

by One more person December 17, 2018

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

numbnuts syndrome

the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours

“i’m gonna give you numbnuts syndrome if you don’t stop.”

by (EMS) November 24, 2021

Numbnut

an unintelligent person ( most likely a male ) guys with the names Johnny , David , Keegan , and or Micheal

person 1 : look at Micheal over there acting like he’s the shit
person 2 : word man , he’s such a numbnut
person 1 : oh my god man , i kno.
person 2 ; how’s that fucknut ever gonna make it in the world

by Sara Flyhigh June 13, 2019

numbnut

The name the lady with the rainbow eyeshadow and the pink hair called her son in a Tik Tok in Walmart.

They’re supposed to answer you numbnuts

by fattie January 6, 2019