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phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.
by bkn June 13, 2014
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nounification

when a word that has previously been any other kind of word, such as revados, becomes a noun
Did you hear about the nounification of revados?
by kaitlin, ryan, and heidi April 20, 2008
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notification-rape

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time
When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.
by Katarina W. August 13, 2010
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Nomifications

Notification on Facebook about eating nomnoms
Notification+nomnoms (food)=Nomifications
(on facebook)
friend 1 status: im hungry, who wants to nomnom
friend 2 comment: where do you want to go get some food?
friend 3 comment: lets go get some burgers and beer!

friend 2 and 3's comment are considered to be nomifications
by Nomificator January 21, 2011
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judification

What your insurance company sees when you've got a ticket that causes your rates to go up.
If you get a reckless speeding ticket, when you get in front of the judge, request that judification be withheld so that your insurance rates don't go up!
by mwelc004 May 29, 2007
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Notification bomb

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.
Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010
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Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)
"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."
by Charle Norris October 23, 2011
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