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Nuclear Nut November

A counter movement to No Nut November, Nuclear Nut November is when somebody cums 3 times a day.
I heard Jake is attempting Nuclear Nut November.
by SpicySauce_YT November 10, 2020
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thermo nuclear bomb

hi jimmy look it is a thermo nuclear bomb

ok Johhny guess ill FUCKING die
by notfive April 21, 2020
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nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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Nuclear Turtle

A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.

I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
by Dr. Strangedump October 20, 2010
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Nuclear F Bomb

A devastating tirade of the most foul and insulting usage of the word “fuck” that anyone may have experienced, ever.
We all stood there en masse, entirely frozen in shock, reflecting on the possibility that her Nuclear F Bomb may precipitate the end of the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019
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Nuclear take

the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with
"The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn't even a hot take anymore, it's a god damn nuclear take"
by Yellowpig10 August 30, 2019
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Nuclear Envelope

1. An extremely smelly, gross, vile, possibly radioactive, dirty vagina that has been stretched beyond belief. Overflowing with semen from multiple men and some horses.
2. A dirty whore with said vagina.
1. "That bitch had such a nuclear envelope that I wouldn't even touch her with a 10 foot pole."
2. "I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that nuclear envelope!"
by FBAC if you DEFC April 14, 2010
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