Do as I say, not as I do

A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.

California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.

"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020

I'm not having it

A term used by Brandon Rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don't want to take the risk.

Girl: OMG your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there!
Boy: I'm not having it

by andremieson October 3, 2016

The reason I will not succeed in life

See reddit

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

Not That I care...

A commonly used expression that often shows that the person does in fact care...
Used before or after a sentance that the speaker 'does not care about' (but actually does)
expresses some anger, jelousy, frustration

'Not That I care... but, why were you talking to that stupid bitch' OR
'Oh my god, did you see that 'zooey' has the exact same dress as me... Not That I care... or anything...'

by cook7 June 13, 2009

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

thats not how i roll

not agreeing with something, not wanting to do something, rejecting something said.

"want a beer?"
"nah man thats not how i roll"

by bridgy01 November 14, 2007

i am not an igloo

A phrase attacking a situation in which the opposite person talking is either talking over you or is extremely loud.

Friend: "Heyyy man!"
You: "Whats u-"
Friend: "Can I borrow 5 dollars?"
You: "Uhh, I need it for subwa--"
Friend: "Do you know a good restaur-"
You: "I AM NOT AN IGLOO!"

by pixeleater February 21, 2010