guilty as fuck

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.

Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.

by Tom_NZ March 27, 2007

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

Guilty Pleasure

A guilty pleasure is something cringey that you find joy in watching

I like watching liveshows, it’s my guilty pleasure.

by Eggsinthewind May 30, 2020

Guilty One

A fan of the awesome rock musical Spring Awakening. Derives from the song The Guilty Ones from Spring Awakening. Fans are called this because you feel kinda guilty for liking a sex-filled musical so much.

Carlton: Hey, does Alex like Spring Awakening

Juan: Yeah, she's a guilty one.

by J4Bak April 08, 2009

guilty pleasure

n.
to describe a certain substance or activity a person enjoys, and often practises, while said person morally believed or is informed that the substance or activity is abnormal, improper or incorrect.

See more at: guilt, guilty, pleasure

Under some common believes, licking whipped cream from the body of their partners, anonymous sex, watersport, and basically anything involved with sexual activities, can be considered as guilty pleasures to some, while the rest just fucking do it.

by thisisaspace May 02, 2004

guilty pleasure

listening to and secretly loving Taylor Swift.

Friend: "Oh my gosh, she sucks!"
You: Yeah! I know!
Your guilty pleasure: Sunday mornings Taylor Swift is turned up while you're cleaning your room... and you just purchased outrageously, expensive tickets for her concert.

by SillySallyLovesSeashells August 19, 2011

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 09, 2007