Nosey Parker

(Brit infml derog) a person who is nosey.

I caught that nosey parker reading my diary

by Maiden Melancholia June 26, 2006

Nordys

Nordys, or Nordies, is slang term for the shopping store better known as Nordstrom, where upscale clothing is sold.

Girl A: "what did you do this weekend?"
Girl B: "my mommy bought me some cashmere at nordys"

by NaHCO3 November 7, 2005

Nondyebo

Nondyebo is a female Isixhosa name meaning "fortune" or "the one who is fortunate" in a monetary way.

However people with this name are not only fornate in money but they love hard, compassionate, usually light skinned and very beautiful.

Hey look, there's Nondyebo with her beautiful smile

by Nikiplugz January 26, 2021

Sus Noddy Van

The name for a small white van that people drive around in.

"Look at that guy with the long hair, he's cute... But he drives a sus noddy van"

by Wiggyallday May 26, 2016

Nosey Seagull

Also known as a shoulder surfer : a person that loiters just off your shoulder whilst you are typing/surfing.

Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.

They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.

They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.

Roger the nosey seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)

Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:

Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)

by woim August 3, 2011

nossy

man with huge package

woah, hes nearly as big as nossy

not quite though

by aj May 30, 2004

nosy neighbor

When your taking a piss in a urinal and there are plenty of urinals to either side of you and someone walks in and starts pissing in the urinal right next to you and making you feel really uncomfortable, they are being a nosy neighbor. They can also make it even worse by making small talk with you, or even go so far as taking a peek at your junk.

Keith: So, the other day, I was pissing in an empty bathroom and in walks Mr. McClain and he pulls a nosy neighbor on me!

Beauford: Oh that sucks man.

by slutbaby April 17, 2011