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Nowsterday

Pronounced 'Now-ster-day'

Nowsterday means Now/at this moment/today and Yesterday combined to make Nowsterday.

It is used when you are trying to describe something that happened around Now or Yesterday, either as an excuse or legit reason.

It can also be used to describe how fast you have/had done something.
Worker: "Sorry I haven't been into work, but I've been really sick the past few days"

Boss: "But I just saw you out at the mall"

Worker: "Ya, I just started feeling better, uh, nowsterday"

OR

"I started that project like nowsterday"
by .NumB. March 15, 2009
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Knob Noster

1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking
Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night
by Bigdickbandit32 May 8, 2018
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noster

A little ball and two penisis but a boy friend(duh-duh-dum)
Brandon Waser doens't have two penisis he just thinks he does reallyhe dont have 1
by andrew April 10, 2003
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nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.
guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.
by non wrestler April 24, 2005
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noosterific

to be very nooster like
she is looking so nooterific
by Dom February 19, 2003
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Nofster

The title you are given when you are beyond cool. The term was famous in the 2005 where it was named after a youth idol which have been known throughout most of Asia and Western countries.
1. Hey i heard that kid in our year is a total Nofster.
2. I really want to be a Nofster when I grow up.
3. Of coarse he's awesome, he's a Nofster!
4. I heard there'll be heaps of Nofsters at the party tonight.
5. You're lame. Be a Nofster for once!
by MNauf September 21, 2010
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noonster

To rendezvouz with one's lover during lunch hour, esp. for knocking boots.
Hey, baby, I wrap up the meeting for the McGillicuddy account at 11:45. What say we get together for a noonster to celebrate?
by Notejodo August 23, 2011
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