nonCUMpliant

While having sex, you or your partner fail to reach orgasm

We got drunk, had sex, but I was nonCUMpliant.
I went down on her for 15 minutes, but she would not CUMply

by pimp dog h4 May 30, 2014

Work Nonce

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home

See he is doing overtime again the work nonce

by benji19 November 14, 2019

Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Strokey nonce

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

Nonchalant Nigga

A real nigga who doesn’t express any emotion told anything. Carries a resting chill face. He don’t got time for no bullshit. He is always calm and relaxed. Doesn’t showhappiness, sadness, anxiety, remorse, intrest or Enthusiasm

“That’s a nonchalant nigga”
“I’m a nonchalant nigga”
“I could tell what he was feelin, he’s a nonchalant nigga”

by Jokers3389RNS April 11, 2019

nonce fc

Nonce fc is a commonly used name for celtic football team of glasgow. The name originated from NONCE - which is used to describe pedo's in jail. Therefore celtic fc due to there history of problems involving sex scandals at the youth club have been tagged with the name Nonce fc

person a: You see nonce fc lose the other night?
person b: aye they got fucked by clyde, usually they get a flukey last minute goal but not this time

by bigjock September 18, 2007

theological noncognitivism

The argument that religious terminology (words such as "god" and "supernatural") doesn't make any frickin' sense, and just clutters up language meaninglessly.

The atheistic philosopher who claims that "god" is nonsensical is a proponent of theological noncognitivism.

by squarecircle September 10, 2008