"When you need a comeback from 2003."
No u is basically the Uno Reverse card of a convo.
When this is said whatever the person did and/or said to you is instantly on them instead.
Use this wisely, or the sake of humanity is at stake.
No u is basically the Uno Reverse card of a convo.
When this is said whatever the person did and/or said to you is instantly on them instead.
Use this wisely, or the sake of humanity is at stake.
by KatwiZARD12 May 5, 2020

"No u," or in proper English, "No, you." This is the ultimate end all to any argument. Commonly used to reflect a statement, usually an insult, back onto the one who used said insult. Affirming that the insult is more suitable to the one saying the insult, rather than the one receiving it.
-Often used as a response to the phrase kys
-Often used as a response to the phrase kys
Guy1: "You embicile. There is absolutely no truth to what you have just said, at all. You must have been dropped on your head as a baby, as I see no way that an intelligent human could possibly believe that."
Guy2: "no u"
(argument concluded, as there is no way to come back from this)
Guy1: "kys"
Guy2: "no u"
Guy2: "no u"
(argument concluded, as there is no way to come back from this)
Guy1: "kys"
Guy2: "no u"
by SullyJelly December 7, 2016

These two magic words will return anything back to the person who you were talking to. Like below.
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by Trains Lol May 22, 2018

Dad: can you take out the trash
Me: no I-
Dad: ur mom gay lol
Me: no u
Dad: *evaporates into nothingness*
Me: no I-
Dad: ur mom gay lol
Me: no u
Dad: *evaporates into nothingness*
by Ice cream holster February 27, 2018

by Universe the madlad December 29, 2020

The ultimate comeback on the internet. Whatever it may be, whether being told that you are ugly or to “stfu you weeb” (from personal experience) this short two word phrase can solve all your problems. I find that if someone says that you are homosexual, “gay” or a “fag” this comeback works the best. For the low price of a million dollars, (ask Donald Trump’s father for a small loan) “no u” is now able to be used in any situation! Millions around the globe have already bought and started using this phrase in their everyday life. Buy now!
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 14, 2018

by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018
