moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 04, 2007

super fruity whiffle whips

licorice whips that are fruity and super.

I ate a super fruity whiffle whip the other day at 4:20 with the incognito chimpanzees sitting at the o.k. computer while yelling oh yeah

by lonnie November 09, 2003

whiffle dauffer

one who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles aka Earl

One evening Earl was taking a nice long bath and he got an idea to bite his own fart bubbles. We now call him a whiffle dauffer!

by Pooter 12345 October 22, 2013

Whiffle dust

The collection of fluff that accumulates in a person’s keeker button (bellybutton)

His fleece hoodie left a bunch of whiffle dust in his belly button

by Roxx65 March 05, 2023

whiffle

whiffle is another term for faggot gay homosexual

that guy is a total whiffle

by sanxity May 01, 2019

whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e January 19, 2012

Whiffle

Feeling uneasy or uncertain when attempting to complete a remedial task which then ends up as a clumsy mess/accident.

Did you see Elliot whiffle his way down the ladder?

Past tense: Elliott whiffled when he came down the ladder.

by Jeremiah Flack November 20, 2018