Ninjat

A Ninjat is a part feline, part human creature. The species resulted from the union of a ninja and a cat. Ninjats are famous for their lightning fast reflexes and their ability to shoot claws out of their fingers. They were created by the U.S. government during WWII in order to beat the Nazis.

Person #1: Hey, what are these weird scratch marks doing on my curtain?

(Ninjat jumps out)

Ninjat: DIE, infidel!!!!! meowy meow meow!

by JT30 March 5, 2010

Ninjaneering

Occupation and/or field of study in which focuses on developing new ninja and /or stealth technologies

John just dropped out of ninjaneering school becuase the course load was to hard, he's going to try liberal arts instead

by Coachral September 26, 2008

Ninjaed

Getting 'ninjaed' in Halo 3, is when somebody jumps backwards over your head and assassinates you.

I got a boner after I ninjaed these two guys in a row.

by that guy with the mustache February 12, 2010

ninjaneering

the process by which something is modified or repaired in such a manner as to not reveal the underlying lack of time invested or craftsmanship.

It may take a little ninjaneering but our landlord won't discover the damage done to the apartment until well after we are gone!

by honkeypunch July 6, 2010

Ninjapede

Any of a variety of stretchy fake worm like creatures you can buy from most theme parks. Especially Busch Gardens Africa in Tampa, Florida.

Pedey the ninjapede hit Chelsea, Drew and Jesse in the face all at once!

by MADDIness April 10, 2009

Ninjaneer

nin·ja·neer / noun / an engineer who appears in unexpected places and opens up a can of whoop-ass / verb / to unexpectedly appear somewhere and then proceed to continually open up said can whoop-ass

I'm just sneaking around as a ninjaneer

by Spah sappin my sentry! August 30, 2020

Ninjaken

Americanized term for the traditional long sword of the ninja, historically shorter and straighter than the katana carried by samurai of the time. Usually of very low quality.

"My name is Shinobi-Ryu. Move your f***ing car or I will cut you in half with my Ninjaken."

by Austin Smith August 10, 2006