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Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009
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ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.
I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!
by you can't see me! February 12, 2010
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Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012
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Ninja Shit Punch

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End
by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008
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ninja shitting

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.
Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.
by Tequila_Mockingbird November 22, 2007
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ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.
It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.
by majesticbeard October 26, 2014
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ninja swipe

to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.

a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.
yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent
by princealberto July 7, 2009
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