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The Niggatron 

The Niggatron is a substitute teacher in a huge school district. He is extremely black and niggaish. His job is to go off and punish people that say “nigga” that aren’t either black or have a pass. If it happens during his work as a substitute, he will find an excuse to walk out, change into his costume, and come back. Anyone that can’t call him The Niggatron has to call him The Kachiggatron.
He usually wears a polo shirt, jeans, and Jordan’s. One of his famous moves is sticking his Jordan’s so deep in someone’s asshole, they poke out the victim’s mouth.
Jamal: Scott, if you say nigga, the Niggatron will come and beat the fuck out of you.
Scott: Yeah right, I’m not scared of a fictional person.
Jamal: Okay, then say it.
Scott: Alrighty... WHAT’S GOOD NIGGA?
Jamal: Hey Scott, what’s that coming from over there?
(The Niggatron kills Scott.)
The Niggatron by _Black_Magic_ November 26, 2019

DaQuavious Niggatron

DaQuavious Niggatron is the nastiest, dirtiest man to ever live. He eats old stale watermelon sandwhiches out of homeless people's pants. He picks through public ashtrays in search of used menthol cigarette buttes. He is a glizzy Gobbler and he aint gay but $20 is $20?
DaQuavious Niggatron once gave felatio to a dog for a pack of menthol pall malls and three $1 scratch offs from the quick mart.

Nigatoni 

If a black person and an Italian have a baby together, it’s race is “nigatoni”
Toni’s mom: thanks for helping toni study math, he’s been struggling lately.
Me: it’s nothing, anything for my nigatoni
Nigatoni by weloveboys6969 July 20, 2019

Niggatronium 

Niggatronium is a recently discovered element. It consists of N= 500 neutrons, and Z= 1 proton. On the scientific periodic table of elements it is denoted Nga. It is an extremely heavy element. Nga has the property of absorbing all incident light. Nga is an element that was discovered at a remote accelerator facility in Nigeria.
Man 1: "Yo nigga yo light don't work!"

Man 2: "Chill nigga, I be made of straight Niggatronium"
Niggatronium by Tuff-E-Nuff October 24, 2011

Niggatronus

A word used to describe that kid who thinks he has evolved into his final form and is a superior being but is actually just a flaming homosexual.
Ben: *gropes another guy's shoulder*
Ivan: Can you stop touching me?
Ben: Don't tell me what to do bae...
Ivan: Stop being such a niggatron!
Ben: Oh my stars! Did you just call me a niggatron? Excuse you I'm a niggatronus!
Niggatronus by PoppyJunior February 26, 2017