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nigerian crowbar

n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.
1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.

2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.
by Yiping July 16, 2006
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Nigerian breath mint

When your doing anal and you partner sucks the shit off of your dick
Nigerian breath mint: suck poop off of penis
by Brileelamprecht August 20, 2015
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nigerian friend

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.
Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.
by nigerianfriend December 17, 2017
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Nigerian Fire Extinguisher

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
by Ike Wit October 1, 2015
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Nigerian Anal Twister

The act of shoving both fist up another person’s anus and then twisting your arms back and forth.
Paul gave me a Nigerian anal twister last night, wish he would’ve used more lubricant.
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nigerianised

Get nigerianised, DICKFACED SHITHEAD!
by Giggles_the_nigga October 13, 2020
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Nigerian girl

Dang she a leng ting

She must be a Nigerian girl
by Mugshdkgcdgusudc March 17, 2022
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