This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)

Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

by RaioKai October 15, 2011

Nice Kids

Nice Kids are commonly known as those who attempt to be socially 'hip' by adopting styles from America. These include baseball caps, Vans, humorous t-shirts and light coloured jeans turned up at the ankles, whilst sporting obscure haircuts. They are known to adopt Californian accents however they are not often heard as they prefer to publish their negative, 'un-mainstream' opinions on issues such as religion, politics (they are all Tories) and commonly known successful bands over social networking sites such as Twitter. They are typically located in rural villages or out of city areas such as Penwortham or Longridge. The locality of these 'nice kids' can be said to be the reason they adopt such stances on life, commentators have speculated that there distance from the real world helps them create an imaginary life which is why they act as if they are part of the cult 1992 American comedy film 'Wayne's World'.

'' what's he looking at the muggins ? ''

'' Oi, I'm unsure about nice kids I'll bax em ''

by AndIt'sTee January 8, 2012

Nice Peter

A boss man on YouTube who makes the Epic Rap Battles of History. Actually lives up to his name in vlog segments, very nice.

Nice Peter's Epic Rap Battles of History are amazing and make me laugh, but what's really awesome is that he is actually nice.

by Caribou72 August 22, 2011

Talk To Me Nice

To show Respect, To tell good news

Aye ! Talk To Me Nice

by SSTBaby June 5, 2018

nice vents

A term used to describe a remarkable or interesting profile picture on the facebook social networking website. It can be meant literally or sarcastically depending on the photo. The term has grown in popularity since it was first used in 2007 to compliment a profile picture that inadvertently included someone’s ventilation duct.

{Billie uploads an interesting profile picture}
Zack: nice vents

by hisbee April 21, 2010

Nice With It Syndrome

When you're too nice at bedwards and you fucking clap every 5 year old on hypixel. Don't confuse it with trash with it syndrome where the 5 year olds kill you.

Wesley doesn't have nice with it syndrome, he just fell into the void 4 times in a row.

by TheKillionaire January 26, 2021