newted

When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
by wolfmanmos February 10, 2012
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newt

North east white trash. It means white trash located in northeast philadelphia. or northeast philly. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
Look at that newt with his white sneakers and his tear drop tattoes. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
by waldo ball banger December 5, 2011
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Newt

A slimey, cold blooded reptile that is prone to adultery. Newt's will leave their wife while she is fighting cancer.
That newt is a three time loser.
by concerned4future February 5, 2012
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newt

a small pathetic creature that has a peculiar smell and is worthy of destruction.
Nate is a newt. Don't be a NEWT!!!!!
by god April 12, 2005
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newting

The act of flirting with someone who owns a newt.
Ever since Tracy got that thing her and Jon have been newting like crazy

Nah, they flirt all the time.
by yankeefann5567 June 9, 2010
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Newt

this is a nickname for mexican immigrants derived from the animal with the same name. both are amphibians, as both can travel by land or by water.
"if these newts insist on coming into our country, they should at least make an effort to learn the language!"
by expediter's union February 22, 2010
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Newt

Newton, or Newt for short, is a name commonly associated with a baby who is too white to be given a black name, but too black to be given a white name.

For the most part, a Newt will have a very strange sense of style and for some reason be obsessed with something ridiculus like plaid shorts.
Be sure to be careful if you ever come across one at a beer pong table, because he has no idea that his elbow is going over the table when he shoots. Genetic research has come to blame this "Elbow Unawarness Disorder" as E.U.D, and has been seen in more and more cities over the last few years.
"Dude, learn how to fucking play the game, your acting like a Newt!"

"If you were any whiter I would have to start calling you Newt."
by D19D87 April 17, 2010
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