Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

altie newspaper

A newspaper or magazine that is a smaller alternative to more mainstream, "credible" papers. It's often local, providing inside dirt on things going on in a particular city or area. Sometimes, such as in the case of The Onion, it's published online (however, the Onion is satire as opposed to an actual news source). Some things reported in these papers are not taken seriously, but they often cover important stories bigger papers won't touch. Often liberal in nature, they will also often publish some awesome comics such as Tom Tommorow's "This Modern World" or Derf's "The City." However, these papers, are not meant for a family audience. While usually free, they pay for this by running a lot of sex ads and other inappropriate stuff.

"I wanted to find out about some local bands and read "The City", so I got a free copy of my local altie newspaper."

by andriod5 September 26, 2005

Victorian Newspaper Boy

A man whom enjoys having his face cummed upon.

Did you see Rick at the orgy last night? Talk about a Victorian Newspaper Boy…

by Hashbagpipe August 6, 2022

NewScapePro

Cory Crater, a YouTube with half a million subs (hopefully more). Is known for his camera face and shredding on noobs with his bow.

"NewScapePro, can you stop bow spamming us?"

by LoreOnUrbanDictionary April 19, 2018

newspapering

The act of laying lots of newspapers in a persons yard at night while they are sleeping.

Stan "Hey man do you want to go newspapering?"
Kyle "Dude what the hell is that?"
Stan "Its like tping but with newspapers."

by Scipio Nightfire October 31, 2010

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

newspapering

checking the weather at Lake UD

"yes ive been newspapering. what can i say, you're really into me!"
"stop being full of yourself, you think this is all about you?"
"No. just the bits about me are about me. Appreciation Hug?"

by Krkič December 29, 2019