newfangled

something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker.

To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled.

by Hank May 12, 2003

newfaggotry

Any actions/behavior seen on 4chan, or even in life that deem one a newfag. Newfaggotry commonly appears in the form of a failed triforce or in failed attempts of creating a meme.

newfag:
LAWL LOOK AT MY TRAIFURZ GUIZE!
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anon /b/tard: there is a rancid stench of newfaggotry spewing from this thread.

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by nirvana4lf January 30, 2010

Newfant

An absolute butt hole. Someone that pisses you off but you still love them

Stop being such a newfant

by Rami129 March 13, 2020

newfangelry

n. Things that are newfangled.

First it's email, then its instant messaging, now its chatroulette - I can't keep up with all this goddamn newfangelry!

by Crandel Sandle August 16, 2010

newsfag

A newsfag is a person who's hooked to the news and always updated on current events because they have nothing else better to do in life. Commonly found glued to their media outlet like TV, newspaper, news site, for the entire fucking day, 24/7. Tend to be social rejects and complete losers. Separating them from their desired media outlet is analogous to a death sentence.

James: Look at David. He's a complete newsfag.
Martin: Yeah, what a loser, can't be separated from the TV news channel.

by foxucon March 29, 2017

newage

Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.

Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.

by rapmasta May 5, 2004

newfacebooked

The moment your normal facebook page has been updated without your consent, to a new facebook page that you are unfamiliar with and largely disapprove of.

ahh shit ive just got newfacebooked... i want my old one back already

by EMmME February 8, 2010