newcastle

The better city in the North East where Geordies originate from, surpasses the lesser neighbouring city Sunderland outright.

"Hey I fancy visiting the North East"
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
"Right o"

by mceggy January 8, 2006

newcastling

The art of having sex. Named "newcastling" after the city of newcastle where people go for a good day out.

Are you two going to go newcastling in your house? Oh my!

by wifeofbath. October 27, 2008

Newcastle

Suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of England, also home of Viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.

A suprising amount of Urban Dictionary, mine too, are influenced by Viz.

Newcastle Brown ale was specially imported by Clint Eastwood due to the fact it's so awesome. And if it's good enough for cowboys, it's good enough for you.

by dj_monged August 8, 2004

Newcassle

Newcassle is the spelling of the Geordie pronunciation of the place name Newcastle, geordie's choosing to completely ignore the T in the place name. Recently, this pronunciation of Newcastle has been adopted by those outside the city, noteably Match of the Day pundits such as Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson. These people are known as Tw@'s!

Steve: So hank, where you from?
Hank: I'm from Newcassle!
James: Don't you mean Newcastle?
Hank: No way, man, I'm from fuckin' Newcassle!
Steve: Riiiiiiiight....

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

newcastle wedding

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.

Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

carrying coals to Newcastle

It means a pointless, useless situation or action.

"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"

by Golasso December 14, 2006

Newcastle College

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.

"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"

by Whogivesa April 27, 2008