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Netiphobia

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009
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netizen

This word is a variant on citizen. A person who interacts with others on the internet. In effect, anyone who uses the internet becomes a netizen.
As netizens, we have a responsibility to ensure that social customs are adhered to.
by Wylie February 3, 2003
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netosterone

Netosterone, derived from the compound of "Net Testosterone." Anything that you can relate to male adolesence, including sexual arousal and the need to "prove oneself" only put on the internet. You can act like a hardass all you want online, but odds are if you said shit like that to that person in real life you'd get your ass laid out.
Netosterone? Yeah, you know. Netosterone.
by Anthony M. July 7, 2005
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Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic
I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.
by Ash Fab May 24, 2008
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Netbiguity

what happens when you cannot hear inflection on the internet. usually results in confusion, lame puns, or lost sarcasm.
1: fucking andy samberg
2: would be pleasurable in more ways than one.
1: NO, not the VERB fucking... it's an adjective!
2: see what i did there? NETBIGUITY
1: ya i c wat u did thar. best biguity ever.
by my real name is Edward September 27, 2010
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Netionalism

(Inter)netionalism is the belief of a group of people, bound by culture, believe, hobbies or interests need their own website.

Similar to nationalism
Furaffinity was created due to furry netionalism, as was ponychan to bronies, JewishVirtualLibrary to Jews etc etc
by StevenZ August 19, 2012
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Neoid

(Neo "New") - (Oid "Looking") slang for something that looks new, but in reality is not.
I bought a car from the old sketchy dealership, turns out it was a Neoid, broke down within the first mile.
by BillCos🅱y March 16, 2019
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