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nester

a person who lines a toilet seat with toilet paper, paper towels or some other paper product before using a public toilet, then leaves the "nest" of paper on the seat, to the chagrin of everyone else who uses the restroom.
Did you see the goddamn bathroom? The fucking nester left his fucking nest on the toilet again.
by jotis August 3, 2007
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Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda March 8, 2011
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Newstead wood

chav 1:Hey look at those buff girls
chav 2:don't bother they're newstead woods
by i hate newstead December 1, 2011
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jason newstead

One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
Did you see Jason Newstead in Seattle in 1989
by Kuhana March 28, 2005
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Netease

When a webpage doesn't work (especially videos on youtube) and the moment you refresh it it starts working again.
Aleesha: Oh my god, this video is taking forever to loaaaad
Goncalo: Refresh it then
Aleesha: *click* It just started working as I refreshed :(
Goncalo: Such a netease.
by Bullgoat March 26, 2013
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netease

probably the worst game company in all existence.
worked on a game called Identity V and is set in china.
completely biased towards the CN server; giving nothing but the crumbs of CRUMBS to the english servers. Did a thing that made people become indebted to their company by accidentally gifting players with great items that was for the CN server then removing it (for recharging in-game currency w/ real money). The ping in this game is absolutely horrible and always jumping from 200-900. Most likely up to themselves because they will never lend an ear to the english community and collabed with a (WHITE) asian f*tishizer who made s*xualized artworks and figurines of the most respectful, most covered up, SHY &(don't forget) ASIAN, hunter/character to look "powerful and sexy" while appropriating Japanese cultural clothing while netease stood up for him excusing it as his "artstyle" AND got to design and create an official hunter for the game. The idv fanbase has renamed them as neta$$ as they aren't wrong.
IDV player 1: I rolled 134 essences and got nothing, thanks netease!
IDV player 2: wow netease must really hate me, the match waiting time is so bad!
IDV player 3: (in twitter replies to their posts) DEMI S TIER WHEN NETEASE
by andrewkresswhatsthismess February 15, 2021
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Nesthaline

Nesthaline is an amazing girl or women to have around. She are always positive and have a strong loyalty trait. They have secrets so if she tells you her deepest darkest secrets, make sure you tell no soul because then that will betray her trust and make them regret everything she ever said to you. She can be very mean if she wants to but she rarely shows it because she doesn't like to see people upset. She is a very rare person so do not lose her. If you have a Nesthaline as a best friend, wife, sister, girlfriend, KEEP THEM because they are keepers. When Nesthaline has a crush they will either distance themselves or obsess themselves over it. Nesthaline will stick with you through thick and thin. She is very patient and observing. Nesthaline is a very beautiful person. Nesthaline has multiple different personalities but she will only show the one she want people to see. She is very goofy and is a positive person to hang around. As long as you give her some respect then everything will be fine. DO NOT underestimate her because she is full of surprises.
Them: you are way funnier than I thought

Nesthaline: I know thats my spark
by Heiress Deshield November 23, 2021
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