Nielsen

Verb

Named after Kirstjen Nielsen, Trump-era Secretary of DHS who famously tried to rehabilitate her public image following committing atrocities at the US/Mexico border (see: caged detainment of children in squalid concentration camps).

To NEILSEN is attempt by a person, who was willfully complicit/ordered unthinkable, inhumane actions, returning to the very society they violated. Usually done through minimizing, or misrepresenting, the horrible actions for which they were exiled.

“Uncle Rodger got drunk and drove his car into the dining room last thanksgiving, now he’s trying to Nielsen his way back in to Christmas diner like we all didn’t see what he did.”

by Joeh202 October 23, 2019

Full neilson

When a males penis us at its largest, from an having an erection it is called a full neilson

It was aukward because I had a full neilson when I stood up.

by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018

breistøl nilsen

is a rare last name only four people have it the name of these people are hidden so they can get there privacy
but the people are from norway

if you know anyone with this name say they are lucky to have the last name breistøl nilsen

by urban_reader May 18, 2021

Slapp Anna Olderø Nilsen ass september

Whole september you have to slap annas ass at least 100 times in september

you have to "Slapp Anna Olderø Nilsen ass september"

by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020

Mr. Nielsen

A teacher who makes me very upset sometimes

" I Hate Mr. Nielsen " - S.E

by HBETM April 12, 2022

nilsen

A guy who is stuck in the late 90's thug life. Can't seem to get the pimp out of his walk. A Nilsen's pants are not intentionally baggy, just a rare find at the local thrift shop. Wakes up every morning to Ice Cube's "Today Was A Good Day"

Look at that white guy getting beaten up in the black neighborhood. He's a nilsen.

by jackrabbit757 May 15, 2014

Bryan Nielsen

fucking faggot. Generally bad at life. Horrible at video games and gross crooked teeth.

Bryan Nielsen: I wear gay tight pants, and tucked in V-necks. Often associated with a twin.

by savvy k October 6, 2010