need some wood?

A sexual reference. It could mean the same as "Want to get it on?", or something to that effect.

Guy: Need some wood, baby?
Girl: Sure!

by Qbert November 2, 2004

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Need For Speed Most Wanted

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.

Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

by Christopher Arbizu May 25, 2006

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Need some ice for that burn?

When you combat someone’s roast with a better roast and the squad backs up your superiority over the inferior roaster.

Mike: hey guys, I don’t think I can come tonight
Billy: Haha, that’s what all the girls you sleep with say
Mike: well it’s definitely not what your girlfriend was saying last night...

*wild cheers throughout squad*
Bro: whoa billy, need some ICE for that BURN?!

by 69hoebo May 9, 2018

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Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 3, 2018

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Need You Now

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."

Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...

by Trentlane May 12, 2010

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Need for Speed Carbon

A sequel to the Need For Speed games. Most people hated it because it's was a rehash of the previous "Most Wanted" sequel. But if you are like me, aka one of the people that hated having to purposely crash onto police cars and police roadblocks to "level up" in Most Wanted, you probably loved Carbon. Because Carbon only requires you to interact with the police only when you accidentally bump onto them, and not be a mazohist and hit them on purpose.

Wtf... I need to purposely crash onto 10 roadblocks to level up? Why are you doing this to me, Most Wanted? Screw this. I 'll just launch Need For Speed Carbon.

by Dim_K December 17, 2011

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