Neandertard

Contracture of Neanderthal and Retard (or Fucktard)

Used to describe a complete thick, retarded mong

U fucking neandertard!!

by Bryn December 5, 2004

neudos

a slang way of say noodles. pronounced: new-dew's

Kristen: hey sara why are you hanging out my car window?

Sara: Sorry I was just putting some chinese neudos on your roof.

Kristen: Don't do that.

by maelbehx January 2, 2010

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.

How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

neanderfuck

Someone who acts like a primordial fucker.

"What are you, some kind of neanderfuck? You know sometimes you really have your head up your ass."

by lilnino1976 March 15, 2006

Neanderthal

A prehistoric animal known to be existent over 40,000+ years ago, they are the early stages of a human. They also tend to be aggressive and violent. Commonly known to have too many allergies, they are the cause of many human allergies. Ex: they had a pecan allergy

Oh my god look it’s the stupid Neanderthal Sia

That prehistoric Neanderthal Sia is a stupid ni

by Ihategays222 February 14, 2023

Neanderdoodle.

When one attempts to achieve a goal, but reaches the polar opposite outcome.

All below are prime examples of a neanderdoodle.

Obama's first term of presidency.

The war on drugs.

The 19th Ammendment.

The failed assassination attempt of Ronald Reagan

Abstinence programs.

Ryan Leaf.

by Puking Llama November 30, 2011