nasal gurgler

A person gargling cock vomit until it comes out their nose.

That fucking whore is a nasal gurgler.

by gcate November 27, 2017

Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

nasalsausage

A sex act in which the penis is inserted into one of the receiver's nostrils.

It is possible to insert a second penis into the receiver's other nostril, but this is risky as it can tear apart the nasal cavity.

I gave that bitch a nasalsausage. Bitches love nasalsausages.

by do it fgt  November 13, 2011

Northern Nasal Spray

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.

Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.

by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009

Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.

Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!

by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013

Nadal

Also known as Rafael Nadal, or "Rafa" from spain, the only current player (currently world #2) who can competitively play against Roger Federer, the current world number 1. One of the most enthusiastic players on tour, is famed for:
-putting 100% effort into every point and fighting every match to the death.
-winning two consecutive French Open titles, 2005 and 2006
-being Federer's nemesis: he is 6-2 lifetime against the Rog
-one of the only spanish tennis players to be able to play well on surfaces (hard court, grass) other than clay
-being polite

Go Nadal! Rafa is the best!

by XeL July 10, 2006

nasal tampon

A small wad of toilet paper or tissue jammed up one's nose in order to prevent the nose from dripping. Often used against a running nose during a cold or flu, or against a bleeding nose. The nasal tampon protected the nose from damage by eliminating the need for repeated wiping.

Nasal tampons are left in all day, or until full, and are often used inconspicuously, just like the real thing.

Doctor Acula - Well, Andrew, your prostrate is clean, but I need to talk to you about something. Sit down.

Andrew - Oh no, what's up?

Doctor Acula - There seems to be some kind of growth in your nose; we think it might be cancerous. Here, take a look at this X-Ray.

Andrew - Oh, that. That's just my nasal tampon. My nose kept dripping onto my xbox controller.

Doctor Acula - Get out of my office.

by malarky2020 March 29, 2010